elitistacademic
"Serving up superiority one bite at a time"
Archive for January 15, 2012
#2 “Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows”
[Slow motion.] Set computer on lap. Engage release switch on screen lock. Lift lid to 90° angle. Adjust and recalculate distance from waist to keyboard. Place curved fingers on keys. Begin to type witticisms and snappy commentary about one bore of a film. Congratulate self on being far more clever than screenwriters Mulroney and Mulroney. … Continue reading
RSS
